surflesson wednesday

My teacher was 19. He called me old. 
Surflesson went like this: 1. So excited to be in the water again! 2. Auch. 3. Why is nothing working? 4. Ok, Ok, I'll paddle harder. 5. I hate this board. 6. Please tell me what to do instead of looking at my ass. 7. I am fucking paddling. 8. Ok need new bikinibottoms, these ones are going everywhere. 9. I hate surfing. I should pick up knitting. 10. Ok this is fun. 11. This board is really trying to hurt me. 12. Ok knitting would be much more boring . 13. I cant wait for next lesson! The end, 

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