After Earth Lodge we went to Lago Atilan. Linda found out she had "amigos parasitos", I splurged on a kickass massage, ate nice food. After Lago Atilan we went to chichicastenango, mainly because they have a really big market. Linda though I bargainned to much. "They are gonna put a mayan voodoo curse on you"
So me and Linda have been taking the cheap "chicken busses" We are always the only white people on them. Today there were two police officers guarding the bus.
"Ok, so sitting up front is not good, the bullets would hit us"
"Try getting down on the seat"
"Cant. Its made for maya people"
Chicken
Linda "Alize, do u know how to get to the smoothie place?"
Alize "Ehhhh..."
Linda "Do u even know how to get home?"
Alize "That way?"
Linda "No"